hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
things that shouldn’t exist:
- body hair
- acne
- getting sick
- bad things happening to good people
- olives
fuck you I like olives
um you want everyone to be bald no what would the scenes do then
body hair below the neck*
no all body hair, every single hair on your body, we will all be bald, like dolphins.
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
I don’t care who you fucking think you are:
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.I bet John Winchester never saw this post
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
(Source: establishedin81)
